Rapper French Montana showed off today, a plaque of rules in his house, written by fellow rapper Drake and reviewed by him.

The rules, named the “10 Snipe Commandments”, and are supposed to govern relationships with side-chicks and one-night stands. See the rules below.

1.  Thou shall never pillow talk or discuss business with a ting.

2.  On any import from the United States, Canada, Europe or any other region, thou shall practice a maximum three day export rule to avoid frustration.

3. Thou shall always be honest with his brother about a splash.

4.  Thou shall never tell a ting about another man’s splash in order to execute his own splash.

5. Thou shall only splash unprotected if the ting is a must splash or you are too fry or you trust the vibe or you plan to keep the vibe for a minimum of 6 months with 4 interactions within the allotted time period.

6. Thou shall always lie to protect a brother’s reputation or chance of a splash conversion in the near or distant future.

7. Thou shall be allowed to hunt in all jungles unless a trespass has been enforced verbally.

8. Thou shall always provide splash accomodations for a brother within his household.

9.  Thou shall use communication with a brother to avoid being blindsided by other hunters and poachers.

10. Thou shall never use hand to hand currency exchange to guarantee a splash unless hunting in exotic locations.

What do you think of these rules? Make sense or nah?